Happy Birthday. I Would Make the Font Larger if I Could.

I would say you were mom and dad's favorite child, but they did end up trying four more times and they stopped when they had me.  In fact, rumor has it when I was delivered, mom and dad looked at one another, smiled, and gave eachother a high five.   

I am not going to make fun of your age.  40 was a good age to make fun of.  Making fun of your age now could cause you to have a medical event, and I don't want to  be the one responsible for making your insurance premiums go up.

All joking aside, you have been a great brother.  It is always fun to text back and forth with you on Sundays when the Eagles are losing or when Phil is in the lead.  You have have always been there to lend me advice, straighten me out, or make me laugh.  I think back to all the weddings, reunions, and get-togethers and honestly they wouldn't have been the same without you.       

I'll never understand the Yankees thing and especially the Bills thing, but hey, it is your life.     

You have an amazing family, your kids are awesome, and I have Monica to thank personally for the last 12 years.  She told me that she would kill me if I didn't marry Sandra, and I am pretty certain she was being serious.

Yes, you are still the master of the self picture, but you have had a lot more time to practice.  As you can see, I am still trying.

We love you a ton!

Bill